Welcome!

Are you tired of those pesky tenants complaining about leaky faucets and broken radiators? Do you find joy in collecting rent checks while sipping champagne on your yacht? Look no further!

Your Local Parasite is the ultimate digital haven for all you property moguls out there. Here, we celebrate the unsung heroes—the landlords—who selflessly provide shelter to the masses (and occasionally raise the rent just because it’s Tuesday!).

Our mission? To showcase the sheer brilliance of landlords who’ve mastered the art of:

• Eviction Choreography: Watch as they pirouette through legal loopholes, twirl around tenant rights, and execute the perfect eviction waltz.
• Security Deposit Origami: Witness their magical ability to transform a hefty security deposit into a delicate paper crane. (Pro tip: It’s tax-deductible origami!)
• Maintenance Mirage: Behold their illusionist skills as they make maintenance requests vanish into thin air. “What leak? The ceiling’s just practicing its rain dance!”

And remember, dear landlords, you’re not heartless—you’re just misunderstood. So grab your monocle, adjust your top hat, and join us at Your Local Parasite. Because nothing says “I care” like a well-timed eviction notice.